notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

(via theprincessandthepercheron)




Giraffes in the Sunset
livingpursuit:

Jumeirah Zabeel Saray, Dubai | Source
Baby Horse Problems

leadrope:

Me: Please bend your body left

Horse: No *shoves right*

Horse: *Throws head up in air*

Horse: *Flails head around*

Horse: *Throws self on floor and has tantrum*

— 2 hours later —

Horse: OH *bends left*

(via theprincessandthepercheron)


Wait for someone who bumps mouths clumsily with yours cos they’re too busy smiling to kiss you properly. Yeah. Wait for that.
- Azra Tabassum (via suspend)

(Source: amanda-oaks, via massachusettsprep)